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6:01pm September 30, 2014
beanarie:

Because of course Lucy Liu took time off from her busy schedule of separating people from their heads to feed a random bunny

beanarie:

Because of course Lucy Liu took time off from her busy schedule of separating people from their heads to feed a random bunny

2:00pm September 30, 2014
6:01pm September 29, 2014

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

2:00pm September 29, 2014

fishingboatproceeds:

ohcurtains:

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

what an amazing story

Wow.

6:00pm September 28, 2014

Amara, Jubilee, and Ray became pretty fast friends when they meet at the institute. When Jubilee’s parents pulled her from the school they keep her up to date the most about what is going on in Bayville.

submitted by bluefox4

2:00pm September 28, 2014

scruffyfrank:

monoclesandtentacles:

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

HAVING DEPRESSION IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND GUILT TRIP PEOPLE INTO THINGS OR TO SAY YOU HAVE IT WORSE THAN SOMEBODY WHEN THEY’RE HAVING A BAD DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, YOU DON’T HAVE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE PASS THAT MEANS EVERYONE HAS TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AND YOU ONLY 

it’s emotional abuse

12:38pm September 28, 2014
motivatedslacker:

aplacetolovedogs:

Is this spot taken?

Cuddle buddies.

motivatedslacker:

aplacetolovedogs:

Is this spot taken?

Cuddle buddies.

6:01pm September 27, 2014
thesuperherocostumingforum:

Asgardian Storm

thesuperherocostumingforum:

Asgardian Storm

2:28pm September 27, 2014

quicksilverfans:

mechanicalpoet:

The thing that makes me saddest about XME is that Storm knew Pietro growing up. Like maybe they only met once or twice, maybe she mostly only knew him from stories Evan and his parents told her. (Evan seems like the type to talk about other people to avoid talking about himself and his parents seem the type to know everyone on Evan’s teams.) Pietro and Evan were best friends, and they knew each other for ever. 

All the Brotherhood’s stories make me sad, b/c they got shit deals. But I guess it feels different with Pietro because Xavier knew him - at least, he knew Magneto - and Storm knew him. Todd, Lance, Blob - no-one knew them well. But Storm knew Pietro, and Xavier at the very least knew what kind of father Magneto was - and that he didn’t even have Wanda to look out for him - but they still pushed him into the villain’s role.

I think the idea with X-Men Evolution Pietro is that it was in his nature to be a bad guy because his dad is a bad guy, and there’s nothing anyone could have done to deviate him from that path. It’s one of the bigger issues with a lot of children’s programming: they do their best to make the bad guys unsympathetic…because kids don’t understand ambiguity I guess.

I mean, like you said, most of the Brotherhood members have horribly dysfunctional families, as we can assume by the absence of parents in their lives. But the show never explores that, how a lack of family might drive the Brotherhood to be delinquents. They just skip to “They’re bad kids because that’s how they were born, and they’re irredeemable”…I know I’m probably reading too much into it, but that’s my impression of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always seen Pietro as the only member of the Brotherhood that I wold call a ‘bad guy’. But when you look at it, he really wasn’t that bad. He was a dick, sure. Someone like him, he had to be. Magneto was abusive as Hell - it’s implied a good dozen times at least. And then Magneto abandoned him, and he was left to fend for himself. Hence the stealing in S1.

I feel like Pietro’s only concern was ever survival. He was stealing b/c he had to, he led the Brotherhood and X-Men into that amush b/c (to quote Gambit) nobody says no to Magneto, and then Magneto died and he was on his own again. They had no food, no electricity, no running water, nothing. Honestly, I think Charles was a bigger bad guy for letting it happen. They were teenagers. Pietro and Lance were 16 in S1, and Todd and Fred were 16. Even when Mystique and Magneto weren’t in the picture, none of the X-Men (namely the adults) were like, ‘hey maybe it’s kind of shitty of us to not help them out I mean we do have Tabby who isn’t exactly a model student.’ 

And honestly, Fred and Todd weren’t that bad. And then Lance redeemed himself, b/c he had Kitty supporting him (on and off). But Pietro had no-one believing he could be better.

2:01pm September 27, 2014
johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

10:12pm September 26, 2014

The thing that makes me saddest about XME is that Storm knew Pietro growing up. Like maybe they only met once or twice, maybe she mostly only knew him from stories Evan and his parents told her. (Evan seems like the type to talk about other people to avoid talking about himself and his parents seem the type to know everyone on Evan’s teams.) Pietro and Evan were best friends, and they knew each other for ever. 

All the Brotherhood’s stories make me sad, b/c they got shit deals. But I guess it feels different with Pietro because Xavier knew him - at least, he knew Magneto - and Storm knew him. Todd, Lance, Blob - no-one knew them well. But Storm knew Pietro, and Xavier at the very least knew what kind of father Magneto was - and that he didn’t even have Wanda to look out for him - but they still pushed him into the villain’s role.

6:01pm September 26, 2014

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

2:00pm September 26, 2014

kimmy-creepers:

baawri:

clothes I wish I had.

Sabyasachi Couture

There’s a Bollywood textile show this weekend. I’m tempted to go

6:01pm September 25, 2014
stoned-levi:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY
DO YOU FUCKING
SEE
JESUS
HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL
that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?
In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 
JEAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE BITTER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN #5.
All hail the 3D Maneuver Gear Specialist. Ignore all neigh-sayers.

Eren’s a fucking titan.

stoned-levi:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY

DO YOU FUCKING

SEE

JESUS

HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL

that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?

In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

JEAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE BITTER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN #5.

All hail the 3D Maneuver Gear Specialist. Ignore all neigh-sayers.

Eren’s a fucking titan.